Hey, maybe the guys with tinfoil on their heads are right! We discovered recently that the NSA was tapping our phones, reading our e-mails and using facial identification and license plate cameras to track our whereabouts. And now for those who object to that and are labeled paranoid by the headshrinkers, there’s a new Abilify pill that reports in from the stomach.
I guess it’s for those guys who can hide pills under their tongues and it’s too much trouble for junior headshrinkers to get out the tongue depressor and go looking. As could be expected, however, worries surfaced that Abilify patients who may be paranoid for some reason might get worse knowing that there’s a little pill in their stomach reporting in saying something like”I’ve been swallowed.”
